I've been expecting you.

May 24

wantonforwontons:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

Why does’t this have more notes

See, if I were ridiculously wealthy, I would do things like this every day. Just, spread some joy around.

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

Why does’t this have more notes

See, if I were ridiculously wealthy, I would do things like this every day. Just, spread some joy around.

(via broken-expectations)

May 22

fwips:

oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face

This is perhaps the single most relevant text post I’ve ever seen on this website. It’s also my number one social interaction pet peeve. And it has happened to me thousands of times at my job.

God, I hate this so much. -_______-

(via copper-tongue)

fartgallery:

if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

(via emojied)

mattbellamysfolds:

“if i’m a person of color, i’m allowed to hate white people!!!!’

“if i’m gay, i’m allowed to hate straight people!!!!”

“if i’m a woman, i’m allowed to hate men!!!”

“if i’m trans*, i’m allowed to hate cis people!!!”

(via emojied)

(via broken-expectations)

infinitylooper:

Something to think about:

The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years.
We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago.
In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.

This isn’t sustainable.

Brilliant.

(via broken-expectations)

that-nerdfighter:

arisonas:

ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard

only a real 15th century kid will get this

(via emojied)

May 21

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

(via broken-expectations)

(via paraparaparadigm)

May 20

ajsandifer:

theuppitynegras:

this is exactly what I said I wasn’t going to do in college except I did it anyways

Lmaoooooooooooo

(via mr-dolla-and-a-dream)

paraparaparadigm:

toodumbforphotoshop:

debbiethecraftmom:

myalchemicalbromance:

semi-efamous:

westereggs:

toodumbforphotoshop:

Not funny comment you are too uncomfortable to delete when reblogging.

Much funnier comment to the picture

A call to friends to notice this using their IRL names.

response by the friend

#highlighting the #humor in a previous #tag

original poster commenting on just how many notes it got.

random comment by some crazed vegan