Beyond the Cellar Door

ohshititsgreg:

If your name is Frank and you don’t use the opportunity to say “let me be frank with you” every day then you are truly dead to me

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zillywutpumpkin:

browsing tumblr while on post limit is like a recovering alcoholic staring into the window of a bar

So, who actually reaches post limit? 

I mean, I’ve had some posting sprees, but damn.

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anawkwardfruit:

capsicle1916:

baconllamatimelord:

miss-doctorwho:

partners-in-time:

miss-doctorwho:

If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.

Or italics

How can I express my feelings with no italics

It has not even got bold

And we need to talk about:

• Bullet points

I may as well strikeout Facebook

You can’t even put links into text

CLICK THE LINK

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toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 

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piercethesleepingcarlile:

chxshire:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three

I think about this post a lot

Always have been, always will be.

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oh-woah-dope:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

BAHAHAHA 

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vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

I think about that from time to time. O_o

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im slowly unlearning how to english

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noire-pandora:

I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.

pretty much

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tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

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comemorninglighte:

sunsetmugging:

captainodair:

whats the html code for a social life

 <go> </outside>

404 error

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ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

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